I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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