No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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