i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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