Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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