STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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