oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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