ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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