i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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