is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my sisters under your porch take her home
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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