Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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