worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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