He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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