i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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