Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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