I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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