ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just invented taco cereal.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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