Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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