is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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