'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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