Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think I sprained my soul last night
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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