this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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