So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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