The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I want a musical about memes.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
