I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.