Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore