That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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