we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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