I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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