if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
