So drunk, too bad you don't want this
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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