R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
