Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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