Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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