One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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