I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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