return my video game
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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