They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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