Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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