I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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