My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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