My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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