I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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