We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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