Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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