Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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