you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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