guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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