im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
My ass is underappreciated
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
