Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I want a musical about memes.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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