Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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