so explain again why im purple
no
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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