Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
