8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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