Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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