i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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