We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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