Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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