Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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