"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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