if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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