yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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